"There are reports of apes chewing on face masks and a penguin with one in its stomach."
— Dan Proft (@DanProft) March 29, 2021
Next time someone tells me to wear a mask I'm going to say, I don't want a penguin to get a tummy ache.
This was the standard applied to ban plastic straws, yes?https://t.co/RT4V4DAq0o