(Mexico City) In a major foreign policy success, the Trump Administration claims a major victory today. The entire migrant caravan is going back home. The Trump Administration has pulled out its' biggest weapon in deterring illegal aliens: Howard Zinn's ultra-popular history book. The best selling Marxist textbook convinced the entire caravan that America is a very bad place with a very bad history. After reading Zinn's massive volume during some free time during his walking schedule,one migrant named Hector Gomez stated " Howard Zinn wouldn't lie, book sales don't lie ". Gomez stated after finishing Zinn's book he was "traumatized and will stay away from all things white like Philadelphia brand cream cheese ." Gomez says " reading Zinn made me feel that my lower carbon lifestyle is better and more virtuous than the world up North." To build on this success, the Trump Administration is looking to expand the reading list of what migrants should read to deter coming to America . The works of Paul Krugman, Robert Reich, and the entire membership of the American Sociological Association will be included. Books not bullets. (This is a parody).
