You slam them for going to Canada. If they don't go to Canada, you slam them for bluffing when they threatened to leave. They can't win.

You slam them for going to Canada. If they don't go to Canada, you slam them for bluffing when they threatened to leave. They can't win. https://t.co/TM4kEipAWE

— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) December 15, 2016