It Begins. Life Expectancy Drops For White Women

NPR reports:

White women are dying at a slightly younger age than in the past. That's according to a report released Wednesday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's National Center for Health Statistics.

The life expectancy for non-Hispanic white women in the United States declined by one month — from 81.2 years to 81.1 years — from 2013 to 2014. Though one month may not seem like much, demographers worry — it's the first time since the government began keeping records that white women's life expectancy has declined, according to the report.

We're sure that playing video games and texting your life away will help future numbers, along with ObamaCare incentives where everything is a pre-existing condition. We are just joking.