Border Crisis: A Flood of Drybacks

Tea Party Economist reports:

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent resounding victories of the Republicans, both in the House and Senate, as well as all across America, are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay for their own contraceptives and agree with Bill O’Reilly and FoxNews.

Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, vegans, animal-rights activists, and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. “I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. “Not real effective,” he said. “The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn’t give any milk.”

How could any country be so cruel to "undocumented immigrants" ?