Sex Study: Chicago Residents Have Fewest Sexual Partners

The Huffington Post reports:

Blame it on the long winters, or something: a new study by the Trojan condom folks reveals some good news -- and plenty of depressing news -- about the state of sexual activity in Chicago.

Among the ten major cities surveyed, Chicagoans were tied for last

It's probably because Republicans control Chicago's City Council or it's Dick Cheney's fault.