Final stand for Penn State's Paterno?

The Philadelphia Inquirer reports:

Joe Paterno, as indicated by the famously outdated game-day wardrobes he and his Nittany Lions continue to wear, doesn't do change well.

The football coach, who at 83 will begin his 45th season Saturday as Penn State hosts Youngstown State, lives in the same four-bedroom rancher he purchased more than four decades ago, has driven a used BMW for years, and is so technologically unplugged he'd have difficulty distinguishing an iPhone from a sousaphone.

Amazing.