Real Muslims Don't Wear Mullets

Jonathan Turley reports:

Now you can finally have hair like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The Iranian government has released the results of a list of acceptable and banned hair styles for men.

The Ministry of Culture has released the listing and pictures of proper Iranian hair styles to fight “decadent Western cuts.” Those Satanic hairstyles include ponytails, mullets and elaborate spikes.

No word from Obama adviser Cass Sunstein on whether this will be labeled a "nudge" in the interests of better relations with the Muslim nations.