Why is it always a surprise to me that truth is stranger than blogging satire?
In this latest example, crazy Al "Alpha Dog" Gore seems way ahead of any speculative joke I might make about his crumbled marriage.
The National Enquirer, which shattered lots of liberal/progressive dreams when it beat all other media outlets in exposing John Edwards' secret, salacious life, now reports that Mr. Gore was a little too randy with a masseuse back in 2006. "Al Gore Sex Attack" is the subtle headline. The Enquirer claims to have police documents on the incident and that the women in question "saved her pants as evidence."
Yuck. Just when we thought the Monica Lewinski blue dress nightmare had evaporated into an historical footnote. The Clinton presidency seems doomed to swim around in a swamp of stains and DNA testing.
Al Gore: paragon of environmental virtue.
