67 Year Old Arrested for Felonious Gardening

Thanks to BC for the heads up on this one. The Dallas Morning News reports:

After she was patted down and handcuffed, Sandra McFeeley was hauled from her Oak Cliff home to jail.

"I met some neat people," she said of her nine hours at Lew Sterrett Justice Center. "I'd never been in a perp walk before. It was cool."

What's not so cool, the 67-year-old attorney said, was being accused of felony criminal mischief – for thinning thickets in a city park near her home.

At 5-foot-2-inch and 108-pounds this 67 year old is such a threat to society, according to Big Brother.