McCain Can't Use Computer Keyboard or Tie His Shoes Because of Vietnam Torture

Instapundit reports:

The reason he doesn't send email is that he can't use a keyboard because of the relentless beatings he received from the Viet Cong in service to our country. . . . McCain's severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes.

You've got to wonder what kind of morons are running Obama's campaign.