Blagojevich vs. Spitzer: A gubernatorial death match

The Beachwood Reporter reports on a gubernatorial death match:

Spitzer: Client 9
Blago: Public Official A

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Spitzer: Cheats on wife
Blago: Cheats with wife

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Spitzer: Spends money on blowjobs
Blago: Takes money for state jobs

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Spitzer: Does business with whores
Blago: Does business with whores

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Spitzer: Secret affair with Chrissy
Blago: Secret affairs with Tony

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Spitzer: Has testicular virility issues
Blago: Has testicular virility issues

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Blago: Governs by press release
Spitzer: "Governs" by "early release"

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Spitzer: Doesn't finish out term because of scandal
Blago: Doesn't finish out term because of scandal

No word yet from Dan Stefanski on this one.