Thursday, July 13, 2006

Patrick Fitzgerald Charges Two With Selling Old Salad Dressing

The Chicago Sun-Times reports:
Showing he will leave no leaf unturned in battling crime, U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald poured on the latest: corrupt salad dressing.

His office on Wednesday charged two men with selling salad dressing so old it should have been tossed.

Ross Marks, 39, of Glencoe, and Charles Farinella, 45, of Woodridge, illegally relabeled 1.6 million bottles of salad dressing to say they expired a year after they really did, according to charges.
Best of luck to Mayor Daley in the near future.