Million Dollar Shack in Santa Barbara

Overvalued has a great photo of a million dollar slum:

This 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom "house" in Santa Barbara is currently listed at $1,095,000. Question: do you think that the oil drum is included in the price? Perhaps the seller with include the bush that currently obstructs the door. Here is another question that I want to throw out there. If you had a spare million dollars, would you choose a Californian shack or a Washington DC crackhouse? Personally, I would go with the crackhouse.

Great moments in speculation.