FRENCH 'HYGIENE' EXPOSED

Sky News reports that the French aren't big promoters of bars of soap:

The dodgy hygiene habits of the French have been revealed in a new survey.

Only one-in-10 of our continental cousins regularly uses soap and one-in-25 never takes a bath or shower.

To make matters worse, one-in-33 never brush their teeth, according to a special report by the weekly magazine Le Point, which quizzed 10,000 people.

Maybe the French think it's a capitalist plot use soap.