Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Comrade Castro's health care

Since socialism isn't a share the wealth movement,multi-millionare dictator Fidel Castro has to have much better care than the "proletariat" that lives like a bunch of idiots:
Some years ago, the National Assembly gave Castro a luxury yacht as a birthday present. Recently, it presented him with a small mobile hospital, staffed with physicians and surgeons who accompany him everywhere. When he was younger, he wanted to enjoy life; now, he's happy just to prolong it.

In the building where his office is located, the situation is the same: He has, permanently and at his exclusive disposal, a complete center for any kind of medical emergency. A mere attack of the hiccups is enough to set off every alarm. No head of government on the planet takes so many precautions. None commands an army of 65,000 sad-eyed slaves in white coats.
Nothing like socialist dictatorship.