After spending over $250K on a philosophy degree, this woman has just realized that no one is willing to pay her for her thoughts on “what things do when they move.”

After spending over $250K on a philosophy degree, this woman has just realized that no one is willing to pay her for her thoughts on “what things do when they move.”

Gee, who could’ve guessed? pic.twitter.com/5oY50T4zq4

— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) January 13, 2026